Memories From Ryan Stone’s Basement
- listening to the Beastie Boys’ License to Ill, my introduction to rap
- being jealous that Lori Holcer was talking to someone other than me, in the second grade
- seeing Vanna White naked in Penthouse¹
- watching him light hair spray on fire and later wondering if he was responsible when that house burnt down a few years later²
- motherfuckin’ Speak ‘n’ Spell
- junior high orgies³
¹ Technically, this occurred in his garage but how could I leave it out?
² I’m pretty sure he wasn’t.
³ Okay, I made this one up.