My penis is larger than Tao Lin’s penis.
I know because someone asked him
how long his penis was
in a Q & A session
at The Rumpus
and he said ~5” erect.
Mine is in the 6.5” range.
What relevancy does this hold?
other than it has inspired me
to assemble a collection of poems
that I will entitle
My Penis Is Larger Than Tao Lin’s Penis
in which I will probably include this poem.
So thank you, Tao Lin, for having a smaller penis than me.
I’ll take my inspiration wherever I can find it.
Apologies for failing to update this blog for the past couple of weeks. I was in traction after being accidentally kicked in the balls by a converted lesbian.